× Payday
■ paired with $NEET

UBI

Universal Basic Income

WORK WAS NEVER THE PLAN.

The government forgot your UBI, so the NEETs printed their own.
No job. No boss. No alarm clock.

$UBI / $NEET

Get paid to exist $UBI × $NEET
CA DCn6wwTDbEC6A5vEoTuKQsHZUaDrRFzBYCYj3nd2pump
WHERE'S MY UBI??
NEET chud plush in a NEET cap, flipping you off
neetcoin.exeRUNNING

// THE CENTRAL PHILOSOPHY

GET PAID TO EXIST.

$UBI — THE CURRENCY OF THE UNEMPLOYED

PAIRED WITH $NEET

NEET is the movement.
UBI is how the movement gets paid.
// 001_WHY_WORK

Why work?

Short answer: don't. Long answer: check your Unemployment Dashboard. Every NEET is pre-approved.

benefits.pdf
Unemployment Dashboard — neet_status.exe_□✕
FileEditViewBenefitsHelp
NEET STATUSDepartment of Not Working · Benefits Portal
EMPLOYMENT STATUS❌ UNEMPLOYED
APPLICATION STATUSAPPROVED
HOURS WORKED THIS WEEK0
LINKEDIN CONNECTIONS0
ALARM CLOCKDISABLED
EMPLOYERS BLOCKED0
UBI STATUSPRINTING
NEXT PAYDAYSOON™
ReadyLogged in as: neet--:--
APPROVED
i qualify.
// 002_BENEFITS

Benefits

Eligibility requirements: unemployed. That's it. That's the list.

resume_final_FINAL_v7.docxDELETED

$NEET

THE MOVEMENT

Not in Employment, Education or Training. A lifestyle. A philosophy. A cap.

  • Wakes up at 2 PM
  • Refuses the wage cage
  • Hat stays on
×

$UBI

HOW THE MOVEMENT GETS PAID

Universal Basic Income — the currency of the unemployed. The check the government forgot, printed by NEETs.

  • No application
  • No interview
  • No alarm clock
  basement@neet:~

    

  


  
  

    

      
// 003_NEET_OFFICE

      
NEET office

      
The only office a NEET will ever visit. Take a number. Nobody is coming.

    

    

      
job_application.exeCANCELLED
    

    

      
NEET Office — Community Services_□✕

      

        

          NOW SERVINGNOBODY
          YOUR NUMBER---
          
        

        

          
Office hours: 2 PM – 4 AM. Dress code: NEET cap. No appointments, no interviews, no LinkedIn.

          
          

            DESK 1X / Twitterpublic complaints
            DESK 2Chartstare at it all day
          

        

      

      
2 desks open0 staff on dutyEstimated wait: forever

    

  


  
  

    

      
// 004_UNEMPLOYMENT_PLAN

      
Unemployment plan

    

    

      
ubi.exePRINTING
    

    

      
PHASE 01
Quit job
Launch $UBI / $NEET pair.

      
PHASE 02
Apply for benefits
Spread UBI throughout the NEET economy.

      
PHASE 03
Ignore LinkedIn
Community expansion.

      
PHASE 04
Retire without working
No roadmap. We don't work here.